What did I learn today

1.Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
2.Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
3.Chuck Norris can be divided by zero. 

According to Wikipedia, it takes Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan to defeat Chuck Norris.

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